anal beads
facehugga
vernicious
well, i must say, this was quite the eventful weekend. i hung out with dima on friday and we went to olive garden. it was really good, raviolli stuffed with portabello mushrooms. the soup was good too. the zupa tuscano. mmm...i love olive garden. after the olive garden we saw feardotcom. i would have rather paid six dollars to have someone castrate me on live national television. it was a movie about people with bloody noses being killed by a little girl with a bad blonde wig that came out of the computer. it was good times. we then proceeded to go to denny's and had lots of coffee served to us by a woman with a very thick mustache. i got a call. from drama central. DQ HQ needed me back, stat. i whizzed dima back to his dorm and before he was even out of my car i sped away and managed to get every single light on rt. 1 until i decided to run one and get there faster. it's funny, if you get one light on rt. 1 you get them all. you have to break the cycle in order to get somewhere. so i got to marie's and wini and jay were making out right in front of this poor, brokenhearted, shaken up girl. i needed to take her under my wing and show her the ways of the bitter singles pool in which she has only taken a short dip in the shallow end in the past four years. i however have been nearly drowned by the jet streams shooting right into my mouth for the past two years. anyway...we talked all night. the next day we went to take her guinea pig back to petco but i had some majorly loose bowels so she just dropped me off at home where i used the bathroom a total of three times in the hour that she had been gone. however, there was a party that night that needed to be attended for shit faced glory and such. i took a whole card of immodium and we were on our way. but not really. wini and jay were eating and we waited for them. then there was more drama that's not really directly related to me, my story, or any of my business, so i'll just pretend it wasn't there. but after an hour and half of waiting, the four of us leave for will's in seperate cars. the party was hoppin. marie and i stood in the corner making fun of the oodles of uglies about the room. we whispered about some girl with bad skin and a bowl cut. then everyone left. except marie and i stayed. then i made out with some random. his name was john. maybe he'll call me, that'd be nice, but if he doesn't, i'm not gonna get my panties in a twist. then on sunday marie and i sat in silence eating stuffing and watching hollywood's top 25 bachelorettes on e! then i went home and went to bed at 10. then i woke up at 5 this morning and giggled and rolled over to go back to bed. i woke up at seven and ran and ate like a healthnut this morning. i have to pee now.

agnes of god
facehugga
vernicious
i want a jesus fish for my pretty new car, but i'm afraid it'll melt in my hand when i'm trying to stick it on. kinda like the time i went into a catholic church and it burst into flames around me. i don't think god wants me to be part of his cool kid club. let jesus fuck you.

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